everyone has seen clint eastwood westerns!!!!!!! the man with no name is a great character, and i am going to teach you how to be a bad ass like him in runescape!!!!!!!
the man with no name does not take no shit from nobody, and u will need to be like this. when a noob is following you and harassing you, just look him in the eye, dont say nothing, and stare. he will be intimidated.
then pull out you GODSWORD and shoot him, quick draw K?!?
soon u will gain a reputation throughout runescape and bros will begin to offer you serious cash money and gp for your services.
u can be an bounty hunter
you can hunt bot
ETC!!!!
good luck!!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
mechscape is iraq. runescape is afghanistan
ok so i herd an rumor that mechscape is coming out release date March 25 2009! this is all FINE AND DANDY, but what will jagex do with runescape?????? i think i know the answer to ur query.
RUNESCAPE WILL BECOME AFGHANISTAN.
you see, jagex will concentrate all their troop and resource on mechscape in attempt to fight the war on 13 year old wallets. SPREADING UR FORCES TOO THIN IS BIG PROBLEM and there will be less efforts put on runescape, thus the terrorist of runescape (autoer, macroer, scammer, real world trader) will become more prevalent and jagex will then have to CUT AND RUN out of mechscape back into Runescape making both of them hell hole. RUNESCAPE GOLD WILL BE INFLATE AND EVERYTHING GLOBAL ECONOMY RUIN
omg y cant any1 see this but me :(
RUNESCAPE WILL BECOME AFGHANISTAN.
you see, jagex will concentrate all their troop and resource on mechscape in attempt to fight the war on 13 year old wallets. SPREADING UR FORCES TOO THIN IS BIG PROBLEM and there will be less efforts put on runescape, thus the terrorist of runescape (autoer, macroer, scammer, real world trader) will become more prevalent and jagex will then have to CUT AND RUN out of mechscape back into Runescape making both of them hell hole. RUNESCAPE GOLD WILL BE INFLATE AND EVERYTHING GLOBAL ECONOMY RUIN
omg y cant any1 see this but me :(
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
runescape stimulus check: why jagex needs to show the gp
ok, so as many of u are awhere... we are in GLOBAL RECESSION. USA is give 787 billion dollars to stimulate the economy, Australia is givin some too. But, guess who is not giving moneys to stimulate economy? Jagex.
With over 1 billion users, Runescape is a small country in its own right and Gielenor is not recession-proof. I have already noticed the plummeting prices of certain commodities (ie. godswords, dragon weapons, runes, raw materials) in response to the dire situation in RL.
man's suggestion:
i suggest that Jagex give each mid-level Runescape player a check for 1 million Runescape gp, to do with what they will. Lower level players will recieve resources to gain levels, and higher level rich players will receive nothing because they are good to go already.
Jagex will also make Runescape more "green." i want the removal of the fire-making skill and woodcutting skill because these raise the carbon footprints!!! each time you cut down a tree in Runescape you release cyclohexanes into the environment. please prevent this jagex :)
o and i think jagex should buy out zezima and nationalize him
- man
With over 1 billion users, Runescape is a small country in its own right and Gielenor is not recession-proof. I have already noticed the plummeting prices of certain commodities (ie. godswords, dragon weapons, runes, raw materials) in response to the dire situation in RL.
man's suggestion:
i suggest that Jagex give each mid-level Runescape player a check for 1 million Runescape gp, to do with what they will. Lower level players will recieve resources to gain levels, and higher level rich players will receive nothing because they are good to go already.
Jagex will also make Runescape more "green." i want the removal of the fire-making skill and woodcutting skill because these raise the carbon footprints!!! each time you cut down a tree in Runescape you release cyclohexanes into the environment. please prevent this jagex :)
o and i think jagex should buy out zezima and nationalize him
- man
Monday, February 23, 2009
runescape autoers and bots - the true terrorist harming america
there are two type of terrorist in this world: runescape gold farmers and autoers. these terrorist use bots to harm the world of runescape, inflating the gp, and providing service for cheap runescape money. runescape autoers are typically CHINESE slaves work in sweatshop for pennies a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so whatever u do, do no buy gold or gp or whatever from a gold farmer or download an autoing program. these are immoral and Moses would be ashame.
it says in bible.
WHY AUTOERS AND AUTOING PROGRAMS ARE TOOLS OF THE DEVIL:
ok this question is ask 2 me all the time "man why is it so immoral to be autoer????!" WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHY.
Billions of americans work hard everyday to keep our economy running, while U are wasting ur time farming gp or autoing!!! HERES AN IDEA, put down the autominer and go get a real job farming in field or chopping down wood!!!! When i used to live in Redwoods national park did we have time to be DECADENT and play Runescape??????
NO
we chop down trees and sell wood for tools and food. if u autoer or real world trade (WHICH MEANS PURCHASE GP FOR CASH MONEY) then u will probably go to HELL. for support terrorist
everyone knows terrorists use gold farmers to fund their operation and produce nuclear bomb. plz dont support them
so whatever u do, do no buy gold or gp or whatever from a gold farmer or download an autoing program. these are immoral and Moses would be ashame.
it says in bible.
WHY AUTOERS AND AUTOING PROGRAMS ARE TOOLS OF THE DEVIL:
ok this question is ask 2 me all the time "man why is it so immoral to be autoer????!" WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHY.
Billions of americans work hard everyday to keep our economy running, while U are wasting ur time farming gp or autoing!!! HERES AN IDEA, put down the autominer and go get a real job farming in field or chopping down wood!!!! When i used to live in Redwoods national park did we have time to be DECADENT and play Runescape??????
NO
we chop down trees and sell wood for tools and food. if u autoer or real world trade (WHICH MEANS PURCHASE GP FOR CASH MONEY) then u will probably go to HELL. for support terrorist
everyone knows terrorists use gold farmers to fund their operation and produce nuclear bomb. plz dont support them
Saturday, February 21, 2009
runescape moneys making - make real runescape gp real fast!
alrite, time 2 get down 2 busines. dis post is 4 serious and as such i wil b usin gud grammers from hear on out. sry if u r 2 n00b 2 understand corect english >:(
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Making Serious Cash Money in the new Runescape:
If you are here to be one rich mofo in Runescape, you have come to the right place. Yeah, my name is man, and yeah I am a rich mofo who gets all the gp, women, and respect from Jagex. Since I have retired from the game, I am giving all my tips away. No holds barred.
DISCLAIMER: There are multiple paths to wealth in Runescape, both legit and illigetimate. As an American, I am for supporting Jesus, the troops, and above all, the LAW. Therefore, there will be no such discussion of real world trading, autoing programs, or gold farming. NO SIRREE. I earned my money through hard work, and you will too!
Now that I've got that out of the way, I will lead you through the current methods of raising serious capital. With the wilderness out of the picture, and staking caput, we will be focusing on merchanting (through the Grand Exchange or GE) and skilling. Let's start with merchanting.
Merchanting (or Merchandising LOL!):
To become an influential merchant in Runescape, you've got to have connections!!! Don't just be some schmutz who thinks you can buy low and sell high -- that's for noobs!!! And we all know man does not tolerate noobs.
Some noobs will be all like "Oh merchanting is easy! Buy silk for 3 gp in Al Kharid!!" Don't. This is stupid and will waste your life even more than you already have by playing this game. Also, don't merchant Armadyl godswords or whatever the current hot item is. Merchant something CONSUMABLE! Something that people will keep coming back for.
The trick is to buy it in low-medium quantities for cheap... just buy a bunch of tanned cowhides, dragonhide, steel bars, gold ore, iron ore, nature runes, law runes. It's all good!!! Once you've stocked up, you can sell in BULK for huge profit. Check out the Grand Exchange site on the Runescape website for pricing information.
LOLS, now you know how to merchant.
Skilling (become an skiller!!!):
My personal favorite, earning money through your skills. The top money making skills are runecrafting, mining, fishing, fletching, woodcutting, and construction (jk construction sucks). With these you can mine a shitload of gp and be one rich bastard. I'll teach you how to mine since that's what I know how to do.
Click on the rock, obtain the ore, bank when full. WASH RINSE REPEAT.
THERE YOU KNOW HOW TO MINE, IN NO TIME YOU WILL BE MINING RUNITE AND RAKING IN THE DOUGH!!!!!!!
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Well, now you know how to be rich in Runescape sans the use of autominers or RWT, and the legit gp shall floweth like the river Jordan. HAPPY RUNESCAPERING!!!
lol
___________________________________________________________
Making Serious Cash Money in the new Runescape:
If you are here to be one rich mofo in Runescape, you have come to the right place. Yeah, my name is man, and yeah I am a rich mofo who gets all the gp, women, and respect from Jagex. Since I have retired from the game, I am giving all my tips away. No holds barred.
DISCLAIMER: There are multiple paths to wealth in Runescape, both legit and illigetimate. As an American, I am for supporting Jesus, the troops, and above all, the LAW. Therefore, there will be no such discussion of real world trading, autoing programs, or gold farming. NO SIRREE. I earned my money through hard work, and you will too!
Now that I've got that out of the way, I will lead you through the current methods of raising serious capital. With the wilderness out of the picture, and staking caput, we will be focusing on merchanting (through the Grand Exchange or GE) and skilling. Let's start with merchanting.
Merchanting (or Merchandising LOL!):
To become an influential merchant in Runescape, you've got to have connections!!! Don't just be some schmutz who thinks you can buy low and sell high -- that's for noobs!!! And we all know man does not tolerate noobs.
Some noobs will be all like "Oh merchanting is easy! Buy silk for 3 gp in Al Kharid!!" Don't. This is stupid and will waste your life even more than you already have by playing this game. Also, don't merchant Armadyl godswords or whatever the current hot item is. Merchant something CONSUMABLE! Something that people will keep coming back for.
The trick is to buy it in low-medium quantities for cheap... just buy a bunch of tanned cowhides, dragonhide, steel bars, gold ore, iron ore, nature runes, law runes. It's all good!!! Once you've stocked up, you can sell in BULK for huge profit. Check out the Grand Exchange site on the Runescape website for pricing information.
LOLS, now you know how to merchant.
Skilling (become an skiller!!!):
My personal favorite, earning money through your skills. The top money making skills are runecrafting, mining, fishing, fletching, woodcutting, and construction (jk construction sucks). With these you can mine a shitload of gp and be one rich bastard. I'll teach you how to mine since that's what I know how to do.
Click on the rock, obtain the ore, bank when full. WASH RINSE REPEAT.
THERE YOU KNOW HOW TO MINE, IN NO TIME YOU WILL BE MINING RUNITE AND RAKING IN THE DOUGH!!!!!!!
________________________________________________________________
Well, now you know how to be rich in Runescape sans the use of autominers or RWT, and the legit gp shall floweth like the river Jordan. HAPPY RUNESCAPERING!!!
lol
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