how to be the man with no name in runescape

everyone has seen clint eastwood westerns!!!!!!! the man with no name is a great character, and i am going to teach you how to be a bad ass like him in runescape!!!!!!!

the man with no name does not take no shit from nobody, and u will need to be like this. when a noob is following you and harassing you, just look him in the eye, dont say nothing, and stare. he will be intimidated.

then pull out you GODSWORD and shoot him, quick draw K?!?

soon u will gain a reputation throughout runescape and bros will begin to offer you serious cash money and gp for your services.

u can be an bounty hunter
you can hunt bot
ETC!!!!

good luck!!

runescape stimulus check: why jagex needs to show the gp

ok, so as many of u are awhere... we are in GLOBAL RECESSION. USA is give 787 billion dollars to stimulate the economy, Australia is givin some too. But, guess who is not giving moneys to stimulate economy? Jagex.

With over 1 billion users, Runescape is a small country in its own right and Gielenor is not recession-proof. I have already noticed the plummeting prices of certain commodities (ie. godswords, dragon weapons, runes, raw materials) in response to the dire situation in RL.

man's suggestion:

i suggest that Jagex give each mid-level Runescape player a check for 1 million Runescape gp, to do with what they will. Lower level players will recieve resources to gain levels, and higher level rich players will receive nothing because they are good to go already.

Jagex will also make Runescape more "green." i want the removal of the fire-making skill and woodcutting skill because these raise the carbon footprints!!! each time you cut down a tree in Runescape you release cyclohexanes into the environment. please prevent this jagex :)

o and i think jagex should buy out zezima and nationalize him

- man

runescape autoers and bots - the true terrorist harming america

there are two type of terrorist in this world: runescape gold farmers and autoers. these terrorist use bots to harm the world of runescape, inflating the gp, and providing service for cheap runescape money. runescape autoers are typically CHINESE slaves work in sweatshop for pennies a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so whatever u do, do no buy gold or gp or whatever from a gold farmer or download an autoing program. these are immoral and Moses would be ashame.

it says in bible.

WHY AUTOERS AND AUTOING PROGRAMS ARE TOOLS OF THE DEVIL:

ok this question is ask 2 me all the time "man why is it so immoral to be autoer????!" WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

Billions of americans work hard everyday to keep our economy running, while U are wasting ur time farming gp or autoing!!! HERES AN IDEA, put down the autominer and go get a real job farming in field or chopping down wood!!!! When i used to live in Redwoods national park did we have time to be DECADENT and play Runescape??????

NO

we chop down trees and sell wood for tools and food. if u autoer or real world trade (WHICH MEANS PURCHASE GP FOR CASH MONEY) then u will probably go to HELL. for support terrorist

everyone knows terrorists use gold farmers to fund their operation and produce nuclear bomb. plz dont support them

protect from terrorist in runescape

there is many terrorist in runescape all of dem need 2 b fight

it is proven fact, 100 percentile of runescape terrorist live in al kharid, SO u must go tehre and fight 4 america sovereignty

this will help u accomplish several task

• become rich mofo
• be AMERICAN HERO
• becom an citizen
• be indie rocker

ok first u must enter thru gate, pass from america in to al kharid. THERE IS ONE CATCH!!!!
guard will charge u 10 gp, but way around this is to dress indie. u do not even hAve to like indie music, guard not care if u are fan of montreal, MGMT, Fall out boy!!! guard not care if u are POSER! just dress da part and u will be allow access to breeding ground of terorist =)

^ur typical indie runescape character, he has scarf, tight pants, beanie hat, boot, and glove

once u are inside, approach the terorists carefully. they can smell ur american pheremones and gp and will be jealous

kick terrorist in testicle and u will perceviere, do not worry!!

look i just kill terorist and am rich!!!!!!!!!

see i have now aquire 5003 runescape gp by face fear and protect terorist.
if u follow this step exactly you too will achieve, become muscular, be rich mofo, be citizen of USA, and have green card. o and b indie

GOOD LUCK!!!

hi im man

ok lets get this out of the way. i am man

you might know me from Sal's Realm of Runescape, ya dis site is good if ur satisfied with bein a noob all the time, but if you truly want to excel at Runescape (brought 2 u by jagex) (and life!!!) you will need to take my advice

i will train u 2....

1. make gp
2. become rich mofo
3. be muscular
4. fight dragon
5. support troop
6. fight scammer and autoer
7. become true AMERICAN HERO
8. and many more
   

i will use dis blog to train u from teh noob u are to become an hero of gleinroenor!!!!!11

also i will teach u life skill :)