Showing posts with label making money in runescape. Show all posts
Showing posts with label making money in runescape. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Get Money, Get Paid in Runescape - Make Epic Amounts of GP with the Wilderness

Runescape money

I have discovered the best way to make money is through the new update!! Go to a wilderness world and start killing some noobs, because no-itemers will drop rune kites!! People with items drop even better loot! You can definitely rake in the gp this way!

Friday, May 1, 2009

jagex is bein nice to fansite

wtf is dis

i am gone for like 10 year and i come back and jagex is bein nice to the fansites?????

WELL, back in my day if u were an runescape fansite then jagex would treat u like poop. they would micturate down ur throat and stuff.

welll, now it seems they are givin interviews and stuff?!?!?


totally cheesin LOL

Monday, February 23, 2009

runescape autoers and bots - the true terrorist harming america

there are two type of terrorist in this world: runescape gold farmers and autoers. these terrorist use bots to harm the world of runescape, inflating the gp, and providing service for cheap runescape money. runescape autoers are typically CHINESE slaves work in sweatshop for pennies a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so whatever u do, do no buy gold or gp or whatever from a gold farmer or download an autoing program. these are immoral and Moses would be ashame.

it says in bible.

WHY AUTOERS AND AUTOING PROGRAMS ARE TOOLS OF THE DEVIL:

ok this question is ask 2 me all the time "man why is it so immoral to be autoer????!" WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

Billions of americans work hard everyday to keep our economy running, while U are wasting ur time farming gp or autoing!!! HERES AN IDEA, put down the autominer and go get a real job farming in field or chopping down wood!!!! When i used to live in Redwoods national park did we have time to be DECADENT and play Runescape??????

NO

we chop down trees and sell wood for tools and food. if u autoer or real world trade (WHICH MEANS PURCHASE GP FOR CASH MONEY) then u will probably go to HELL. for support terrorist

everyone knows terrorists use gold farmers to fund their operation and produce nuclear bomb. plz dont support them

Saturday, February 21, 2009

runescape moneys making - make real runescape gp real fast!

alrite, time 2 get down 2 busines. dis post is 4 serious and as such i wil b usin gud grammers from hear on out. sry if u r 2 n00b 2 understand corect english >:(
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Making Serious Cash Money in the new Runescape:

If you are here to be one rich mofo in Runescape, you have come to the right place. Yeah, my name is man, and yeah I am a rich mofo who gets all the gp, women, and respect from Jagex. Since I have retired from the game, I am giving all my tips away. No holds barred.

DISCLAIMER: There are multiple paths to wealth in Runescape, both legit and illigetimate. As an American, I am for supporting Jesus, the troops, and above all, the LAW. Therefore, there will be no such discussion of real world trading, autoing programs, or gold farming. NO SIRREE. I earned my money through hard work, and you will too!

Now that I've got that out of the way, I will lead you through the current methods of raising serious capital. With the wilderness out of the picture, and staking caput, we will be focusing on merchanting (through the Grand Exchange or GE) and skilling. Let's start with merchanting.

Merchanting (or Merchandising LOL!):

To become an influential merchant in Runescape, you've got to have connections!!! Don't just be some schmutz who thinks you can buy low and sell high -- that's for noobs!!! And we all know man does not tolerate noobs.

Some noobs will be all like "Oh merchanting is easy! Buy silk for 3 gp in Al Kharid!!" Don't. This is stupid and will waste your life even more than you already have by playing this game. Also, don't merchant Armadyl godswords or whatever the current hot item is. Merchant something CONSUMABLE! Something that people will keep coming back for.

The trick is to buy it in low-medium quantities for cheap... just buy a bunch of tanned cowhides, dragonhide, steel bars, gold ore, iron ore, nature runes, law runes. It's all good!!! Once you've stocked up, you can sell in BULK for huge profit. Check out the Grand Exchange site on the Runescape website for pricing information.

LOLS, now you know how to merchant.

Skilling (become an skiller!!!):

My personal favorite, earning money through your skills. The top money making skills are runecrafting, mining, fishing, fletching, woodcutting, and construction (jk construction sucks). With these you can mine a shitload of gp and be one rich bastard. I'll teach you how to mine since that's what I know how to do.

Click on the rock, obtain the ore, bank when full. WASH RINSE REPEAT.

THERE YOU KNOW HOW TO MINE, IN NO TIME YOU WILL BE MINING RUNITE AND RAKING IN THE DOUGH!!!!!!!
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Well, now you know how to be rich in Runescape sans the use of autominers or RWT, and the legit gp shall floweth like the river Jordan. HAPPY RUNESCAPERING!!!

lol