runescape moneys making - make real runescape gp real fast!

alrite, time 2 get down 2 busines. dis post is 4 serious and as such i wil b usin gud grammers from hear on out. sry if u r 2 n00b 2 understand corect english >:(
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Making Serious Cash Money in the new Runescape:

If you are here to be one rich mofo in Runescape, you have come to the right place. Yeah, my name is man, and yeah I am a rich mofo who gets all the gp, women, and respect from Jagex. Since I have retired from the game, I am giving all my tips away. No holds barred.

DISCLAIMER: There are multiple paths to wealth in Runescape, both legit and illigetimate. As an American, I am for supporting Jesus, the troops, and above all, the LAW. Therefore, there will be no such discussion of real world trading, autoing programs, or gold farming. NO SIRREE. I earned my money through hard work, and you will too!

Now that I've got that out of the way, I will lead you through the current methods of raising serious capital. With the wilderness out of the picture, and staking caput, we will be focusing on merchanting (through the Grand Exchange or GE) and skilling. Let's start with merchanting.

Merchanting (or Merchandising LOL!):

To become an influential merchant in Runescape, you've got to have connections!!! Don't just be some schmutz who thinks you can buy low and sell high -- that's for noobs!!! And we all know man does not tolerate noobs.

Some noobs will be all like "Oh merchanting is easy! Buy silk for 3 gp in Al Kharid!!" Don't. This is stupid and will waste your life even more than you already have by playing this game. Also, don't merchant Armadyl godswords or whatever the current hot item is. Merchant something CONSUMABLE! Something that people will keep coming back for.

The trick is to buy it in low-medium quantities for cheap... just buy a bunch of tanned cowhides, dragonhide, steel bars, gold ore, iron ore, nature runes, law runes. It's all good!!! Once you've stocked up, you can sell in BULK for huge profit. Check out the Grand Exchange site on the Runescape website for pricing information.

LOLS, now you know how to merchant.

Skilling (become an skiller!!!):

My personal favorite, earning money through your skills. The top money making skills are runecrafting, mining, fishing, fletching, woodcutting, and construction (jk construction sucks). With these you can mine a shitload of gp and be one rich bastard. I'll teach you how to mine since that's what I know how to do.

Click on the rock, obtain the ore, bank when full. WASH RINSE REPEAT.

THERE YOU KNOW HOW TO MINE, IN NO TIME YOU WILL BE MINING RUNITE AND RAKING IN THE DOUGH!!!!!!!
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Well, now you know how to be rich in Runescape sans the use of autominers or RWT, and the legit gp shall floweth like the river Jordan. HAPPY RUNESCAPERING!!!

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