Showing posts with label runescape gold. Show all posts
Showing posts with label runescape gold. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Get Money, Get Paid in Runescape - Make Epic Amounts of GP with the Wilderness

Runescape money

I have discovered the best way to make money is through the new update!! Go to a wilderness world and start killing some noobs, because no-itemers will drop rune kites!! People with items drop even better loot! You can definitely rake in the gp this way!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

how to be the man with no name in runescape

everyone has seen clint eastwood westerns!!!!!!! the man with no name is a great character, and i am going to teach you how to be a bad ass like him in runescape!!!!!!!

the man with no name does not take no shit from nobody, and u will need to be like this. when a noob is following you and harassing you, just look him in the eye, dont say nothing, and stare. he will be intimidated.

then pull out you GODSWORD and shoot him, quick draw K?!?

soon u will gain a reputation throughout runescape and bros will begin to offer you serious cash money and gp for your services.

u can be an bounty hunter
you can hunt bot
ETC!!!!

good luck!!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

mechscape is iraq. runescape is afghanistan

ok so i herd an rumor that mechscape is coming out release date March 25 2009! this is all FINE AND DANDY, but what will jagex do with runescape?????? i think i know the answer to ur query.

RUNESCAPE WILL BECOME AFGHANISTAN.


you see, jagex will concentrate all their troop and resource on mechscape in attempt to fight the war on 13 year old wallets. SPREADING UR FORCES TOO THIN IS BIG PROBLEM and there will be less efforts put on runescape, thus the terrorist of runescape (autoer, macroer, scammer, real world trader) will become more prevalent and jagex will then have to CUT AND RUN out of mechscape back into Runescape making both of them hell hole. RUNESCAPE GOLD WILL BE INFLATE AND EVERYTHING GLOBAL ECONOMY RUIN

omg y cant any1 see this but me :(

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

runescape stimulus check: why jagex needs to show the gp

ok, so as many of u are awhere... we are in GLOBAL RECESSION. USA is give 787 billion dollars to stimulate the economy, Australia is givin some too. But, guess who is not giving moneys to stimulate economy? Jagex.

With over 1 billion users, Runescape is a small country in its own right and Gielenor is not recession-proof. I have already noticed the plummeting prices of certain commodities (ie. godswords, dragon weapons, runes, raw materials) in response to the dire situation in RL.

man's suggestion:


i suggest that Jagex give each mid-level Runescape player a check for 1 million Runescape gp, to do with what they will. Lower level players will recieve resources to gain levels, and higher level rich players will receive nothing because they are good to go already.

Jagex will also make Runescape more "green." i want the removal of the fire-making skill and woodcutting skill because these raise the carbon footprints!!! each time you cut down a tree in Runescape you release cyclohexanes into the environment. please prevent this jagex :)

o and i think jagex should buy out zezima and nationalize him

- man

Saturday, February 21, 2009

runescape moneys making - make real runescape gp real fast!

alrite, time 2 get down 2 busines. dis post is 4 serious and as such i wil b usin gud grammers from hear on out. sry if u r 2 n00b 2 understand corect english >:(
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Making Serious Cash Money in the new Runescape:

If you are here to be one rich mofo in Runescape, you have come to the right place. Yeah, my name is man, and yeah I am a rich mofo who gets all the gp, women, and respect from Jagex. Since I have retired from the game, I am giving all my tips away. No holds barred.

DISCLAIMER: There are multiple paths to wealth in Runescape, both legit and illigetimate. As an American, I am for supporting Jesus, the troops, and above all, the LAW. Therefore, there will be no such discussion of real world trading, autoing programs, or gold farming. NO SIRREE. I earned my money through hard work, and you will too!

Now that I've got that out of the way, I will lead you through the current methods of raising serious capital. With the wilderness out of the picture, and staking caput, we will be focusing on merchanting (through the Grand Exchange or GE) and skilling. Let's start with merchanting.

Merchanting (or Merchandising LOL!):

To become an influential merchant in Runescape, you've got to have connections!!! Don't just be some schmutz who thinks you can buy low and sell high -- that's for noobs!!! And we all know man does not tolerate noobs.

Some noobs will be all like "Oh merchanting is easy! Buy silk for 3 gp in Al Kharid!!" Don't. This is stupid and will waste your life even more than you already have by playing this game. Also, don't merchant Armadyl godswords or whatever the current hot item is. Merchant something CONSUMABLE! Something that people will keep coming back for.

The trick is to buy it in low-medium quantities for cheap... just buy a bunch of tanned cowhides, dragonhide, steel bars, gold ore, iron ore, nature runes, law runes. It's all good!!! Once you've stocked up, you can sell in BULK for huge profit. Check out the Grand Exchange site on the Runescape website for pricing information.

LOLS, now you know how to merchant.

Skilling (become an skiller!!!):

My personal favorite, earning money through your skills. The top money making skills are runecrafting, mining, fishing, fletching, woodcutting, and construction (jk construction sucks). With these you can mine a shitload of gp and be one rich bastard. I'll teach you how to mine since that's what I know how to do.

Click on the rock, obtain the ore, bank when full. WASH RINSE REPEAT.

THERE YOU KNOW HOW TO MINE, IN NO TIME YOU WILL BE MINING RUNITE AND RAKING IN THE DOUGH!!!!!!!
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Well, now you know how to be rich in Runescape sans the use of autominers or RWT, and the legit gp shall floweth like the river Jordan. HAPPY RUNESCAPERING!!!

lol

Friday, February 20, 2009

protect from terrorist in runescape

there is many terrorist in runescape all of dem need 2 b fight

it is proven fact, 100 percentile of runescape terrorist live in al kharid, SO u must go tehre and fight 4 america sovereignty

this will help u accomplish several task

  • become rich mofo
  • be AMERICAN HERO
  • becom an citizen
  • be indie rocker
ok first u must enter thru gate, pass from america in to al kharid. THERE IS ONE CATCH!!!!
guard will charge u 10 gp, but way around this is to dress indie. u do not even hAve to like indie music, guard not care if u are fan of montreal, MGMT, Fall out boy!!! guard not care if u are POSER! just dress da part and u will be allow access to breeding ground of terorist =)

^ur typical indie runescape character, he has scarf, tight pants, beanie hat, boot, and glove

once u are inside, approach the terorists carefully. they can smell ur american pheremones and gp and will be jealous

kick terrorist in testicle and u will perceviere, do not worry!!

look i just kill terorist and am rich!!!!!!!!!

see i have now aquire 5003 runescape gp by face fear and protect terorist.
if u follow this step exactly you too will achieve, become muscular, be rich mofo, be citizen of USA, and have green card. o and b indie

GOOD LUCK!!!