Saturday, February 21, 2009

dont be an noob at halo 3 (how to become an general)















Bungie's Halo 3 is probably the best fps (first person shooter) in history of mankind. First human shoot was invent by caveman named Julius Caesar and it was suck.

so i am pretty much dominate all of u at halo 4, i am a general and stuff. =D

this guide will teach u how to become an general at Halo 3!



there is several category to become halo 3 general in... i will break this down into TEAM and LONE WOLVES. u can also become it in hardcore and stuff, but thats too hard for u noobs, & i dnt rly have teh time to teach u hXc

Team games:

in team games u must work together with the othr 3 member of ur team. u are a well oiled fiting masheen!!!!! ur team will u weird ass terminology 2 descrbibe teh battlefield and u will need 2 lern dis terms. ya i am ur english teach :)

Glossary of terms

that website has glossary 4 u to learn.

most important part of team matches is to WORK TOGETHER!!! u and ur fellow spartan 117s will need to coordinate w/ each other, communicate!! always remember to crouch, use ur fragmentation grenades and plasma grenades, even brute grenades and fire ones!! just don't throw tehm @ ur team. ok u probably know how to be pwn at team games, now on to lone wolves

a team dat work together stays together, remember taht next time u are fraggin some noob on Sandtrap

*PROTIP*

if ur team become good enough, u guys can become bff and be a mlg team that is rich, successful mofos, and get all girl!!! what is mlg? well if ur too much of a noob 2 know, it is major league gaming and it is very popular among the lady

Lone Wolves:

Lone wolves is a bit tricky than team games cause ur all by urself (cue emotion music). lone wolves is a FREE-FOR-ALL, where 6 playas duke it out... every man for himself!!!! u will play slayer, oddball, king of the hill, swords, but usually slayer on teh followin maps:

  • Blackout
  • Construct
  • Epitaph
  • Foundry
  • Guardian
  • High Ground
  • Isolation
  • Snowbound
  • The Pit
  • Narrows
some of these map require halo 3 expansion like heroic or legendary pack!! i think only blackout and foundry do tho. oh and u might be able to play on Cold Sore now, i dunno :S

good luck sweet prince, da only other advise i have 2 give u here is teh following...

  1. aim for headshot
  2. stay to the sides
  3. be sneak
  4. use grenade
  5. kill from the grave
  6. lower in level so u can fight easy peeps
if you follow this tips you will level up to become halo 3 general in no time!!!!!!!!!

remember if i can do it so can u =)

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