runescape stimulus check: why jagex needs to show the gp

ok, so as many of u are awhere... we are in GLOBAL RECESSION. USA is give 787 billion dollars to stimulate the economy, Australia is givin some too. But, guess who is not giving moneys to stimulate economy? Jagex.

With over 1 billion users, Runescape is a small country in its own right and Gielenor is not recession-proof. I have already noticed the plummeting prices of certain commodities (ie. godswords, dragon weapons, runes, raw materials) in response to the dire situation in RL.

man's suggestion:

i suggest that Jagex give each mid-level Runescape player a check for 1 million Runescape gp, to do with what they will. Lower level players will recieve resources to gain levels, and higher level rich players will receive nothing because they are good to go already.

Jagex will also make Runescape more "green." i want the removal of the fire-making skill and woodcutting skill because these raise the carbon footprints!!! each time you cut down a tree in Runescape you release cyclohexanes into the environment. please prevent this jagex :)

o and i think jagex should buy out zezima and nationalize him

- man

runescape autoers and bots - the true terrorist harming america

there are two type of terrorist in this world: runescape gold farmers and autoers. these terrorist use bots to harm the world of runescape, inflating the gp, and providing service for cheap runescape money. runescape autoers are typically CHINESE slaves work in sweatshop for pennies a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so whatever u do, do no buy gold or gp or whatever from a gold farmer or download an autoing program. these are immoral and Moses would be ashame.

it says in bible.

WHY AUTOERS AND AUTOING PROGRAMS ARE TOOLS OF THE DEVIL:

ok this question is ask 2 me all the time "man why is it so immoral to be autoer????!" WELL I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

Billions of americans work hard everyday to keep our economy running, while U are wasting ur time farming gp or autoing!!! HERES AN IDEA, put down the autominer and go get a real job farming in field or chopping down wood!!!! When i used to live in Redwoods national park did we have time to be DECADENT and play Runescape??????

NO

we chop down trees and sell wood for tools and food. if u autoer or real world trade (WHICH MEANS PURCHASE GP FOR CASH MONEY) then u will probably go to HELL. for support terrorist

everyone knows terrorists use gold farmers to fund their operation and produce nuclear bomb. plz dont support them

runescape moneys making - make real runescape gp real fast!

alrite, time 2 get down 2 busines. dis post is 4 serious and as such i wil b usin gud grammers from hear on out. sry if u r 2 n00b 2 understand corect english >:(
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Making Serious Cash Money in the new Runescape:

If you are here to be one rich mofo in Runescape, you have come to the right place. Yeah, my name is man, and yeah I am a rich mofo who gets all the gp, women, and respect from Jagex. Since I have retired from the game, I am giving all my tips away. No holds barred.

DISCLAIMER: There are multiple paths to wealth in Runescape, both legit and illigetimate. As an American, I am for supporting Jesus, the troops, and above all, the LAW. Therefore, there will be no such discussion of real world trading, autoing programs, or gold farming. NO SIRREE. I earned my money through hard work, and you will too!

Now that I've got that out of the way, I will lead you through the current methods of raising serious capital. With the wilderness out of the picture, and staking caput, we will be focusing on merchanting (through the Grand Exchange or GE) and skilling. Let's start with merchanting.

Merchanting (or Merchandising LOL!):

To become an influential merchant in Runescape, you've got to have connections!!! Don't just be some schmutz who thinks you can buy low and sell high -- that's for noobs!!! And we all know man does not tolerate noobs.

Some noobs will be all like "Oh merchanting is easy! Buy silk for 3 gp in Al Kharid!!" Don't. This is stupid and will waste your life even more than you already have by playing this game. Also, don't merchant Armadyl godswords or whatever the current hot item is. Merchant something CONSUMABLE! Something that people will keep coming back for.

The trick is to buy it in low-medium quantities for cheap... just buy a bunch of tanned cowhides, dragonhide, steel bars, gold ore, iron ore, nature runes, law runes. It's all good!!! Once you've stocked up, you can sell in BULK for huge profit. Check out the Grand Exchange site on the Runescape website for pricing information.

LOLS, now you know how to merchant.

Skilling (become an skiller!!!):

My personal favorite, earning money through your skills. The top money making skills are runecrafting, mining, fishing, fletching, woodcutting, and construction (jk construction sucks). With these you can mine a shitload of gp and be one rich bastard. I'll teach you how to mine since that's what I know how to do.

Click on the rock, obtain the ore, bank when full. WASH RINSE REPEAT.

THERE YOU KNOW HOW TO MINE, IN NO TIME YOU WILL BE MINING RUNITE AND RAKING IN THE DOUGH!!!!!!!
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Well, now you know how to be rich in Runescape sans the use of autominers or RWT, and the legit gp shall floweth like the river Jordan. HAPPY RUNESCAPERING!!!

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dont be an noob at halo 3 (how to become an general)

Bungie's Halo 3 is probably the best fps (first person shooter) in history of mankind. First human shoot was invent by caveman named Julius Caesar and it was suck.

so i am pretty much dominate all of u at halo 4, i am a general and stuff. =D

this guide will teach u how to become an general at Halo 3!



there is several category to become halo 3 general in... i will break this down into TEAM and LONE WOLVES. u can also become it in hardcore and stuff, but thats too hard for u noobs, & i dnt rly have teh time to teach u hXc

Team games:

in team games u must work together with the othr 3 member of ur team. u are a well oiled fiting masheen!!!!! ur team will u weird ass terminology 2 descrbibe teh battlefield and u will need 2 lern dis terms. ya i am ur english teach :)

Glossary of terms

that website has glossary 4 u to learn.

most important part of team matches is to WORK TOGETHER!!! u and ur fellow spartan 117s will need to coordinate w/ each other, communicate!! always remember to crouch, use ur fragmentation grenades and plasma grenades, even brute grenades and fire ones!! just don't throw tehm @ ur team. ok u probably know how to be pwn at team games, now on to lone wolves

a team dat work together stays together, remember taht next time u are fraggin some noob on Sandtrap

*PROTIP*

if ur team become good enough, u guys can become bff and be a mlg team that is rich, successful mofos, and get all girl!!! what is mlg? well if ur too much of a noob 2 know, it is major league gaming and it is very popular among the lady

Lone Wolves:

Lone wolves is a bit tricky than team games cause ur all by urself (cue emotion music). lone wolves is a FREE-FOR-ALL, where 6 playas duke it out... every man for himself!!!! u will play slayer, oddball, king of the hill, swords, but usually slayer on teh followin maps:

• Blackout
• Construct
• Epitaph
• Foundry
• Guardian
• High Ground
• Isolation
• Snowbound
• The Pit
• Narrows

some of these map require halo 3 expansion like heroic or legendary pack!! i think only blackout and foundry do tho. oh and u might be able to play on Cold Sore now, i dunno :S

good luck sweet prince, da only other advise i have 2 give u here is teh following...

1. aim for headshot
2. stay to the sides
   
3. be sneak
4. use grenade
5. kill from the grave
6. lower in level so u can fight easy peeps
   

if you follow this tips you will level up to become halo 3 general in no time!!!!!!!!!

remember if i can do it so can u =)

protect from terrorist in runescape

there is many terrorist in runescape all of dem need 2 b fight

it is proven fact, 100 percentile of runescape terrorist live in al kharid, SO u must go tehre and fight 4 america sovereignty

this will help u accomplish several task

• become rich mofo
• be AMERICAN HERO
• becom an citizen
• be indie rocker

ok first u must enter thru gate, pass from america in to al kharid. THERE IS ONE CATCH!!!!
guard will charge u 10 gp, but way around this is to dress indie. u do not even hAve to like indie music, guard not care if u are fan of montreal, MGMT, Fall out boy!!! guard not care if u are POSER! just dress da part and u will be allow access to breeding ground of terorist =)

^ur typical indie runescape character, he has scarf, tight pants, beanie hat, boot, and glove

once u are inside, approach the terorists carefully. they can smell ur american pheremones and gp and will be jealous

kick terrorist in testicle and u will perceviere, do not worry!!

look i just kill terorist and am rich!!!!!!!!!

see i have now aquire 5003 runescape gp by face fear and protect terorist.
if u follow this step exactly you too will achieve, become muscular, be rich mofo, be citizen of USA, and have green card. o and b indie

GOOD LUCK!!!

hi im man

ok lets get this out of the way. i am man

you might know me from Sal's Realm of Runescape, ya dis site is good if ur satisfied with bein a noob all the time, but if you truly want to excel at Runescape (brought 2 u by jagex) (and life!!!) you will need to take my advice

i will train u 2....

1. make gp
2. become rich mofo
3. be muscular
4. fight dragon
5. support troop
6. fight scammer and autoer
7. become true AMERICAN HERO
8. and many more
   

i will use dis blog to train u from teh noob u are to become an hero of gleinroenor!!!!!11

also i will teach u life skill :)